short jokes
If there's one thing you can say about Gary Coleman it's that he lived a short life...
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Two Muslims in a Toyota Tarago have driven off a cliff in Sydney. Police officers attending the scene said it was an appalling tragedy, as the vehicle was capable of seating seven.
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The new 3D TV is that realistic, the other day I was watching a documentary, on Aborigines of all things, actually it was quite interesting, but I ended up falling asleep in front of the TV. When I woke up my wallet was gone!
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I still remember play time at school, a bit of footy, sneaking a quick cigarette and trying to finger girls behind the bike sheds... I fucking loved that caretaker's job.
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