dont think i seen a topic like this floating around yet, so thought it be interesting if there were any funny intentional/non-intentional cum stories out there.

i'll start.

so i was about 17, with my first gf at the time. really tiny girl, but a sweetheart. anyways, we decided to get away one time and rented a hotel room. well it was more of a motel, but at that age, a room was a room and it made no diff. anyways, so at that time i had been seeing her for about a year, and we obviously had done it before, but right from the get-go, she made it very apparent that she despised cum in all shapes and forms. she would have it nowhere near her, on her, in her. we were not always practicing safe sex, but i would always have to pull out and empty onto a tissue or something of that sort. not the most attractive way to release i know, but we were 17 and much like the hotel or motel, a room is a room and getting off is getting off.

anyways, to continue the story, so this one time we were going bareback, in mish position on the bed and we were going hard. i was getting close but assured her i would pull out and according to our routine, would empty into something away from her. however this time, i pulled out as late as possible and for some reason was quite loaded up. as i pulled out i didnt have time to catch or aim and it literally shot right at her face, got on her hair and on the headboard. she literally gagged at the smell, the taste, the feel of it on her face. i felt like i had to call an ambulance or something, but she ended up darting to the shower. so, accidentally, this was my first facial, which was unintentional, but i have since fell in love with giving them ever since.

so i know there must be better stories out there, lets here some.

oh dude, no offense, but I hope ur not still going out with or, god forbid, married to the same girl. it's understandable that some girls don't like cum in their mouths, faces, but to be uncomfortable with it getting anywhere on her? very un-erotic.

none taken and in retrospect i would agree. no she was just the girlfriend at the time but at 17, you dont really have a lot of requests in that department in terms of eroticism. really, you're just happy to be able to get your rocks off. but i can say that every subsequent gf thereafter have been much, much more accommodating in this regard

i got a good cum story for you.

a few years back, i was with my korean gf and we were in mish position having a great time.  shes a squirmer - in other words, she likes to wriggle around under me when im banging away.  she also cums more than any girl ive ever been with, as many as 2-3 times in a single act of making love.  we were both cumming at the same time and since she wasnt on birth control and i wasnt wearing a rubber, i had to pull out.   i usually like to look down at the cum as it pools on her belly (im sure everyone does).  several things happened at once...she came right at that moment so she rose her pelvis off the bed, tipping my penis upwards and sending 3 out of the 5 ropes right onto my chin right as i lowered my head to take a peek.  if i didnt react faster, it wouldve probably jetted into my eye.  we were laughing so hard both of us fell off the bed

Not really had too many bad experiences, at least not as bad as the cameraman in this scene!!

http://www.teenist.com/videos/28 ... _medium=TubeTraffic

Usually with the girlfriends, I don't wear a condom and I also pull out before I cum.  I also cum on the gf's breasts and/or tummy.  My current gf likes to hold onto the little brother after I pull out from the pussy trying to squeeze as much cum as possible onto her breasts. Then she would comment on the thickness and how much is on her.  It so great to have a gf that likes to have cum squirted on her, but it also means that I have to perform as she does seem disappointed if there isn't enough cum on her.  She also lets continue with ML after squirting on the breasts so that the cum is all over the body.

it could just be my sense of humor (or lack thereof) but I don't see the funny side to your story...

Barney, nope I couldn't see a laugh in there either