Originally posted by Masterdebater at 17-11-2009 11:08
Ya getting my mongering cherry popped mate! Just like losing my virginity all over again.
I still remember the trepidation the first time I walked into a San Francisco AMP. Like all the others have said here there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
Occasionally a 141 walkup girl will go nuts and bite a guy's weiner off, but that almost never happens.
And the police raids at the saunas are almost non-events
just make sure you don't have a rare blood type and you'll be O.K. (if you have a rare blood type or are a tissue match for some big cheese in the communist party then they arrest you on a trumped up murder charge, sentence you to death and harvest your organs for implantation).
But I haven't heard of one of those executions happening in the last 6 months at least.
And if the condom breaks and, six weeks later, you get this weird looking, oozing chancre on you're weiner don't worry about it. It's not HIV. The docs don't really know what it is yet, but it's not HIV.
Personally, I'd suggest you go with the Hotel Reservation girls for a first time. Pick one in your neighborhood, get a HK sim card for your phone when you arrive and text your request for an appointment (lots of folks can read english better than they can speak it). If you can deal with scruffy exteriors then the 141 walkup world is even easier. It might be a tad intimidating to a newbie who'd never been to a sauna,but if you don't mind those first couple of flights of decrepit stairs it all gets better once you're in the girl's rooms and they will truly lead you by the hand!
As to saunas, I have no knowledge. I'm still new here myself. Many years in the hobby, but new to HK. Like the others have said though,it's freakin' easy and fun!