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Post at 18-11-2009 01:56  Profile P.M. 
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Got any milk.....

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive."

The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"

The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said...
"No. Just up to my boobs."
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Post at 18-11-2009 09:13  Profile P.M. 
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Thats the best one you posted Rico!!!!
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