The Indian Running Bear was feeling rather lonely so he decides that he will visit the local whorehouse. As he walks in the door he is stopped by the madame.

"What can I do for you tonight?", she asks.

"Me want'm woman," Running Bear replies.

She looks him in the eye and asks, "Do you have any experience?"

"Me have'm no experience," Running Bear answers rather quietly.

"You go and get yourself some experience," the madame tells him, "then you can have one of my girls."

Running Bear goes to the medicine man and tells him, "Me want'm woman but me have'm no experience."

The medicine man takes Running Bear to a tree off in the woods and points to a knot-hole. "You get'm experience here," he tells him.

After a few weeks Running Bear thinks he is ready so he visits the whorehouse again. And once again the madame stops him, saying, "Do you have any experience?"

Running Bear answers, "Me have'm pleanty experience now!"

"Well good," the madame says, "You can go on up to room 4 and see Sadie."

So Running Bear goes upstairs to find the room. Not 10 minutes goes by and everyone downstairs hears a bunch of screams coming from upstairs! They all run upstairs and find that the screams are coming from room 4!!! They burst through the door and find Sadie screaming with Running Bear shoving a broom handle up Sadie's pussy! The madame yells, "What in the hell are you doing?!?"

Running Bear replies, "Me check'm for bees..."