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Post at 24-9-2009 02:48  Profile P.M. 
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A good guess..........

Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.

St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter through the pearly gates.

St. Paul: "What were the names of the two people in the garden of Eden?"

1st nun : "Adam and Eve"

The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.

St. Paul: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree ?" 2nd nun : "An apple" The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.

And finally it came the turn of the last nun. St. Paul : "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam ?"

After a few minutes thinking she says "Gosh, that''s a hard one!" The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates!
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Post at 24-9-2009 08:45  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Rico's post

good one - had to read it twice - guess I have a one-track mind when logged on here!!




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Reply #2 DArtagnan's post

But if you had the correct one-track mind when logged on here, you'd've got it on the first reading!




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Post at 24-9-2009 22:34  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #3 CunningLinguist's post

right

my first thought was the sexual interpretation, not the difficult-question interpretation ... had to scratch my head for a bit ...




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