Three Options....
A bloke comes home from work and says to his wife:
"Get you bags packed, me you and the dog are going fishing for the weekend."
The wife replys "but I don't want to go fishing!"
The husband replys "Well you have three options, come fishing, oral sex or anal sex."
The wife thinks about it and says "ok, oral sex tonight it is."
That night the wife starts to go down on her husband and after a minute or so pulls after and shouts
"Jesus, you taste like shit!"
The husband replies "Yeah, I know.
The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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