Hearing Problem
Bob walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink.
After he takes a sip, he takes out of his rucksack a mini piano and from his breast pocket a man no more than a foot tall.
This mini man then starts to play the Piano beautifully ... performing a world class performance of Beethoven.
The man sitting next to Bob asked ... "that's fucking amazing ... where did you find him?"
Bob replies, I found this magic lamp that granted me a wish ... before taking out of his rucksack and offering it to the guy.
The guy rubs the lamp and tells the Genie, who has migically appeared his wish
Within 2 seconds, the bar is full of ducks.
The guy starts complaining to the Genie "Hey ... I asked that in my lifetime, I get a million fucks .... NOT DUCKS !!!"
To this replies, "yes mate, the Genie seems to have hearing problems. You didn't think I'd really ask for a 12 inch Pianist ...did you?"
[ Last edited by wazzy88 at 5-9-2009 16:03 ]
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