A man was doing 40 in a 30 zone and was zapped by a copper.
'Did you know you were speeding sir?' said the copper in a degrading voice. 'Was I?' said the innocent sounding driver.

Copper: 'Now, I need to see you're driving license please...'
Driver: 'Driving license? But I don't have one...'
Copper: 'Ok, if you do not have a valid driving license then I will also have to press charges for an extra offense of driving without a valid driving license. Do you own this vehicle sir?'
Driver: 'This vehicle? Oh no, I stole it..' At this point the copper is rather suspicious and on his guard. He radios back to HQ to report of a suspected stolen vehicle.
Driver: 'The body of the owner of this car is in the trunk/boot, I shot him earlier with this handgun that's till in the glove box' At this point, the copper pulls out his pistol and tells the driver to get out of the car and put his hands up in the air. Within 15mins a team of SDU and two police vans decend on the scene.

They open up the boot to find.....nothing. They then check the driver's creditentials and he seems to be the owner of the car holding a valid and clean driving license. The command leader apologises to the driver for the confusion and the shock. To which the driver said 'I thought the officier was a little strange and I suppose he said I was speeding too!'

Haha.. quite funny.
That's a gd way to get out of a speeding ticket.
Another speeding joke

A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, “Do you know that you were speeding?” The man replies, “No sir, I didn’t know I was speeding.” The mans wife then yells, “Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I’ve been telling you to slow down for miles.” “SHUT UP!” the man says to his wife, “Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quiet.”

Then the cop says, “well, since I’ve got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?” “No Sir” the man replies, “I did not know that” “WHATEVER!” His wife yells, “I’ve been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!” “Shut up” the man yells to his wife again! “Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!”

Curios, the cop walks over to the woman’s side of the car and asks her, “Does he always talk to you this way?” “No” she replies, ” Only when he’s drinking!”