Bar brawl
A little guy is sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when this big man comes in and knocks him off his bar stool and onto the floor. The big man says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.” The little guy gets back onto the stool and starts drinking again. But the big guy knocks him down again. “That was a judo chop from Japan,” he says. Fed up, the little guy dusts himself off and quietly leaves. He’s gone for an hour, then returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big guy and – wham! – knocks him off his stool and out cold. “When he gets up,” says the little man, “tell him that was a baseball bat from JJB Sports.”
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