Not feeling well...
A guy goes to the doctor, and says, “Doc, I feel like I’ve got something lodged in my arsehole.” The quack has a peek and says, “I can definitely see something.” So he gets his tweezers and pulls out a $50 note. Then another £50 pounds then 20 quid, then a tenner and so on for the next 10 minutes. Finally he says, “I think that’s the lot now.” “Wow, how much was there in the end? Says the patient. The doctor adds it up. “£1980 in total.” “That sounds about right,” says the man. “I wasn’t feeling too grand.”
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