one day 3 boy scouts were hiking along a river and see a man drowning in it depths.
being true to their scout pledges they fished the man out and it turns out to be former
president of the united states George W.
after catching his breath George W. says "boys I'm so grateful you came along and saved me how can
I ever repay you? ask anything and if it is within my power it'll be yours"
the first boy says "I want a full scholarship to Harvard"
Gorge W. "you got it!"
the second boy says "I want a full scholarship to MIT"
George W. "you got it"
the third boy says "i want a plot in Arlington cemetery"
George W. "aren't you a little young to be thinking about dying?"
the third boy "nah, once my dad finds out I saved your life, he's gonna kill me!"
