Subject: Funniest Descriptions ...
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Post at 22-4-2009 09:32  Profile P.M. 
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Funniest Descriptions ...

Some of the new descriptions are just hilarious!!!  

we gotta build a collection of the best ones in case they ever correct them - so this thread is for posting the ones that have you rofl while you're surfing ...

makes you feel bloody..Hot
Sexy little lady, With a pair of crazy beautiful breast,
Makes you feel bloody..Hot!~


Hot embossment body
Hot embossment body, Its really a deadly temptation!~

Devil figure
Elegance with lovely long legs, Devil figure & has smooth skin,
Feelings like a lover.~


Add your favourites!
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Post at 22-4-2009 14:52  Profile P.M. 
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HAHAHAH my favorite is hot embossment body.  i don't even know what it means.
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Post at 22-4-2009 19:26  Profile P.M. 
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yeah..the comments are getting interesting...better in some sense...but way past objective for most.
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Post at 22-4-2009 22:34  Profile P.M. 
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the English comments are better than before for sure, but they are quite funny...

I was wondering how the webmaster gives out those star ratings? does he get to fuck each girl that gets posted ;) heh
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Post at 23-4-2009 02:07  Profile P.M. 
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Tonights fave comments include:

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=29959&weekly=1

Wild hot chilli, A pair of Eyes can talk, With a pair of lovely breast,
Fantastic! what a smooth beautiful bottom!~


http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=29953&weekly=1

Shes got style, Elegant with temptation, Shes really so attractive!~

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=29960&weekly=1

Wild & Sexy, With her perfect figure,
Makes her hot & Glamorous.~


http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=29961&weekly=1
Shes really attractive!~

and tonights top description
http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=29944&weekly=1
Wild hot chilli, Sexy little lady, With a pair of crazy beautiful breast,
Makes you feel bloody..Hot!~

Have always wondered does the photographer or webmaster get to award the ratings, for services experienced?
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Post at 23-4-2009 08:42  Profile P.M. 
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Originally posted by mizunofan at 22-4-2009 22:34
the English comments are better than before for sure, but they are quite funny...

I was wondering how the webmaster gives out those star ratings? does he get to fuck each girl that gets posted ;) heh ...

wouldn't that be an awesome job!   but i really think it's arbitrary in the beginning...but then there are some very long time girls who have a good reputation backed up by some good reports and they have a 5 like for skill or service.   but in general...for all new girls..i think you should just ignore the ratings and go by the reports if there are any.
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Post at 23-4-2009 15:43  Profile P.M. 
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Originally posted by HeMan at 23-4-2009 08:42
... but i really think it's arbitrary in the beginning...

after an early bad experience - chasing a 5* rating on an experienced girl and getting royally screwed (no not in the nice sense ) - I completely ignore the ratings.  Even if there's no report, and there's no other information to go on, I still ignore the ratings, and focus instead on the pics.  

The ratings are just as arbitrary as their names - complete fabrication!  

But if I see something I like in the pics, chances are I might find something I like in reality to make up for any compromises.
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Post at 24-4-2009 23:36  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by HeMan at 23-4-2009 08:42



wouldn't that be an awesome job!   but i really think it's arbitrary in the beginning...but then there are some very long time girls who have a good reputation backed up by some good reports and th ...

if there is such a job haha sign me up haha....

yah i can't see how the hotel girls get their ratings they come and go...
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Post at 25-4-2009 12:09  Profile P.M. 
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Quite a few gals here are discribed has having a big Thorax - sonds like a giant incect too me - but I guess they mean big tits
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Post at 25-4-2009 20:06  Profile P.M. 
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I see that embossment alot and I don't know what it means either. Something to do with being decorated, lol?
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Post at 27-4-2009 12:34  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #11 chimaira's post

I'm guessing "embossment" is when their papa's name is printed in the folds of their skin!
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Post at 27-4-2009 16:33  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by kcc at 22-4-2009 14:52
HAHAHAH my favorite is hot embossment body.  i don't even know what it means.

Well, only the guy who wrote it would know, and I'd wager a guess that even he's not sure!  But here's a possibility...  The online free dictionary (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/embossment) gives the following definition...

embossment - sculpture consisting of shapes carved on a surface so as to stand out from the surrounding background

So maybe what he means is that her tits stick out nicely from the rest of her body...  

Have fun, CGP
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Post at 29-4-2009 03:08  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by DArtagnan at 27-4-2009 12:34

I'm guessing "embossment" is when their papa's name is printed in the folds of their skin!

Very good!




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Post at 30-4-2009 22:04  Profile P.M. 
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The desciptions lookand sound like they are manufactured from a fortune cookie dispenser but still a lot of fun.  My favorite decription is the one with "electric eyes"




Bend Over Here It Comes Again...
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who writes these descriptions? They are very funny but rarely true.
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Not a real description but a title...

Makes you wonder what standard all the other local girls are.... low?
http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=30086&weekly=1

p.s. still looking good even though its pixelated
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model

Name : Model  
Addr : Hotel Reservation, Tsim Sha Tsui   
Tel : 9796 4496 (Plx show caller ID)
Hour : 13:00-03:00
Age : 21
Height : 5'6"
Size : 34C-24-34
Race : Local (Cantonese, English)  
Service : HK$ 2000
Negotiable for overnight
Review : A pair of smooth long legs, Model figure,
Initiative & Enthusiasm, Shes really.. OK!~
http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=30087&weekly=1

for those price...and she's only...OK???!!??
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Reply #16 dbg00's post

Yeah I'm curious too as to who writes these descriptions.  I don't think it's the WGs themselves.
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Kelly

Kelly was in CT of North Point for many years, must have visited her 20+ times, one of my top 10 walk ups !
I know her through and through but her present review just goes to show what a sham it could be !

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid=1228&weekly=1

Review:
"Professional master of a famous deluxe sauna,
Expert in massage with great massage skills & Service.~"

She gives an incredible HJ (second only to SQ) before she fuks you to death but in those days she never gave massages.
Now she gives massages (probably just to charge more) and I know she's never worked in a sauna before.
The reviews here are just pulled out of a hat ... nothing to do with the real life situation !!!
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