Victor is pretty pleased with the deal he just brokered so heads for Yau Ma Tei and approaches an old hooker who is advertising her goods on the corner Portland and Hamilton.  
"You wanna have a good time?  450, whole package," she smiles, moving her plus-size arse from side to side, so that he can get a good look.
He looks her up and down, and knows she could be as old as his mum's oldest sister, but after a slight pause, he says, "Umm, fuck it.  Yup, I'm good for it.  Where to?"
She points to a hotel and off they go, hand in hand.  
Inside the room, she slowly slips off her g-string and "Holy fuckin Christ!" are the first words to escape Victor's numb lips.  
She steps closer and he keeps staring at her crotch, growing increasingly uncertain.  
"A little nervous, hon.  Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"
He steps back, shielding his 3-inch cock, and says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."