For many years I’ve been a friend and business associate of the man you know as ‘Jake’. I’m sorry to give you the sad news that Jake died in South America
a few weeks ago. His wife has asked me to put his affairs in order and this includes examining his computers. It seems that Jake enjoyed writing to a few
internet forums but Sex141 was obviously his favourite.

I don’t know if any of you ever actually met Jake but, if you did, you’ll know that he loved life and his death is a terrible tragedy, especially as he was now really enjoying his retirement. I very much regret that it was me who sent him to South America to do what would probably have been his final job.

I thought I knew Jake well, and I knew he was no saint, but I never saw the side of Jake portrayed in this forum. I guess Jake had his secrets, as we all do.

Jake’s wife loved him immensely and she will never learn any of this. When my business here is done, I’ll erase all references to this site. It’s just one of many
loose ends that I have to tie up. I want Jake to be remembered as a happily married man who loved his wife and his children because, despite his flaws, I’m
sure that’s who he really was.

R.I.P. the man you know as ‘Jake’.

My Condolences!

Nice April fools day joke Jake.  You almost got me, with tear in my eye.....but the tear turned to laughter! Not sucked in!

Some of you will know that I'm actually a bored middle-aged housewife masquerading as a mongerer, but what none of you know is that I am also a medium and I am able to cross over to the other side. I visited Jake in hell last night and can assure you he's perfectly happy. His wife brought a priest to his deathbed, but he managed to ward off the mumbo jumbo and still made it to where all his friends are under the leadership of his old pal Satan. Every member of the oldest profession have all been reincarnated down there and are servicing our bros nonstop all day and every minute they see an erection. Jake has a huge smile on his face and a large jug of beer in his hand. For those of you who are wondering, there is no karaoke allowed in hell. And those 72 virgins that are promised to the Muslim martyrs, I'm afraid they're for real, but they're all 12-year-old boys.
Sheep roam the corridors of hell and are lubed up and ready for any randy bros who need a quickie.
RIP, Jake.
Before I left him this morning Jake told me that all dead pimps are made to wait until last and only get sloppy seconds. They have to call some dude called Sulasno and make a booking for the girls (or a sheep) and he makes them wait for hours for a room number. He often substitutes a goat for the most attractive sheep. Stephy The Whale has lost a lot of weight in the heat and is now quite attractive. She's currently giving Jake a trip around the world.

[ Last edited by  Siklong69 at 1-4-2009 05:36 ]

jake died of sex141 over dose, and is now on the other side of the world along with the retired wgs he have become part of the computer..his friend is not wrtting this message but himself. You know the chinese have a believe that when u die, your soul will go back doing what it loved or remembered the most..so im guess that jake became part of his computer living on 141.com   if not then his soul must be at TST wondering around

[ Last edited by  bmfknw852 at 1-4-2009 08:34 ]

Jake died of what ? V overdose ???

This thread will be moved to Chat tomorrow ... HAFD

Jake's profile has him as an 'Excellent Writer' .... and for most bros here they either love him or hate him ....
but this still doesn't change the fact that he is/was an excellent writer ...

To honour him for his time spent with us I will remove all his reports and posts from the active forums
and archive them in his name.

A great loss to be sure!  And now onto a more important matter...

Who gets his little black book?

April Fool's, nothing more! I hope....

didn't someone mention that it was Jake who got put away or whatever in some country for doing under-aged girls...

Maybe it's the ghost of Leslie Cheung who died on this day several years ago.

My 6 sense tells me Jake is no longer with us........hope i am wrong. Let;s wait........

My condolences.. even though I have not read any of his reports..

so if jake dies, who inherits his forum account? i hope he wrote something about it in his will

man, i love april fool's day.  thx for taking the time to write these hilarious reads!

hahahhaha! good one! Thanks for the few minutes of entertainment.

yeah he might really left us!! If not good Joke tho!!

hahaha!  Great post from the forum legend   I love the pranks that appear on forums when april fool's comes around.

seems like a bad joke - but like twice says i guess you need to understand the writing style!

April Fool's Joke I hope!!!!!!

Jokes are funny but joking about someone's death, particularly one of our community, is not.

Call me serious and no fun.

been periodically looking at this thread...

yeah april fools and all, this one is a little much cause jake has been around here for a long ime and then disappeared...so while skeptical about the truth of this thread, it has a tinge of seriousness to it...

...but maybe thats just me...at the end of the day, if we still see jake's id and old reports archived, he is NOT suckingon the 17 yr olds in heaven or hell...

...jakey: come back and join us in the middle kingdom ...