Anal sex:
It's not for pussies.   

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30 years ago homosexuality was frowned upon
20 years ago it became accepted
5 years ago they said you could do it when you were 16...
I'm getting out of here before it becomes fucking compulsory   

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I remember getting my first ever erection when I was 6.
Shame it was up my arse and I couldn't really see it.   

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Remember, ladies, that nothing says "I love you" to your boyfriend this Valentine's Day more than agreeing to take it up the arse.   

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What is the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One of them makes your day, the other makes your hole weak.
   
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Steve Davis pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks...
Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...
Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head...

"Are you going to fuck me?" shouts the girl....

"Yes, but I don't know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"   

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The Catholics have got it all wrong.
Of course God wants us to use contraception.
That's why he invented anal.   

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Why should you always try anal sex with virgins?
Because they know sex is going to hurt either way.

love 'em

thanks

the Steve Davis one is good