Blew Chunks!
Three girls go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in thecourse of the evening and the girls get split up. Next morning they'reall at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...
The first girl says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"
The second goes, "Shit that's nothing I was so tanked that I drovemy damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops aregoing to do!"
The third girl says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went homeand starting cussing my boyfriend out and in the process knocked overa candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurancewon't cover it, plus my boyfriend left me."
The first girl leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog."
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