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Post at 26-7-2009 13:14  Profile P.M. 
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Female Zebra on the farm...

Once upon a time there was a Zookeeper with a big heart and allowed the popular Zebra Mare to spend the sunset years of her life on a nice little farm in the country side.
Shortly after the Zebra lady arrived she starts to discover her new home. She finds a big brown aninal making moooooooo!

Zebra: Hello! I am Zebra - who are you?
C: I am a cow!
Zebra: Nice to meet you. What do you do on this farm?
C: I am giving milk every day

Ms. Zebra moves on and finds a small white creature

Zebra: Hello! I am Zebra - who are you?
H: I am a hen!
Zebra: Nice to meet you. What do you do on this farm?
H: I am laying eggs!

Then from a distance she can see another animal that looks almost like her - just that the stripes were missing. Curiously she gets closer.

Zebra: Hello! I am Zebra - who are you?
S: I am the stallion of this farm!
Zebra: Nice to meet you. What do you do on this farm?
S: Well, I can show you - Just get out of your pyjamas, baby.
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