Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Fanta,' said the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.

'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'

The third piggy says -


  

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'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'

didn't get it..
how is it funny?

nice joke!

hhmmmmm....it always worries me when you have to expalin a joke, because it is never funny then.  But here goes.....what happens to your bodily functions when you drink lots of beer???  It relates to the saying of being  "pissed"

The 3 little pigs story relates to the tagline of This little piggy....[while holding one of each of your five toes....]
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none, and
This little piggy went...
wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

  now, that's funny!

Thanks, mate. I was just trying to figure out how to explain it. Couldn't have explained it better.

  I thought that it would be easy, until I started typing and thinking...hmmm...this is not as easy as I thought!  It's like trying to explain in writing how to make the simplest form from lego blocks...very difficult excersice.