A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.
The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.
"Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know !" grinned the patient.
"But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."

A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite sex.
When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate offered to set him up with the campus floozy.
"Just take her out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course," he explained.
"This girl really knows how to go from there."
The roommate arranged the date as promised, and the freshman took the coed out for a delightful evening of dining and dancing.
On the way home, he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a cold sweat and blurted out:
"God, I sure would like to have a little pussy."

"I would, too," the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!"

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick.
So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference.
On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"


The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!"

A gay guy walks into the doctors office. He takes off his clothes for examination.
When he takes his clothes off the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis.
The doctor says... "Hmmm, that's interesting...Does it work?"

The man answers.. "Sure does... I haven't had a butt in 3 weeks!"

Nice sereis of jokes kaka.  like 2 and 5 the best!