A rich man have been suspecting his wife is having an affair while he's out on business trip. One day when he was playing golf, he met a nice bloke and they became friends. the rich guy ask the man:" So, what do u do for a living?", the man replied:" Well, to tell you the truth, i'm actually a hitman. If you have someone you hate or wanted to kill, let me know". The rich man then ask:" Do u have one of those sniper gun?" , and he replied:"Yes". Later next week, the rich man told his wife he's going out on a business trip for the weekend. Then he met up with the hitman and they both stake out at an empty lot opposite of his house.
True to his suspicision, came a bloke to his house, and when his wife opened the door, she hugged and kissed him passionately.
they then went on to the bedroom and process to having sex..
the rich man couldn't bear it anymore, and told the hitman...:"How much do u charge to kill a person?" , he replied:" I charge per bullets, but with 1 bullet i can kill 1 person..
Each bullet will cost you S1000 dollar"
"Okay, i want you to kill my wife for me" the man said..
And the hitman start loading up his sniper gun, and taking aim at the man's wife head
"And while your at it.. Shoot that son of bitch's dick..so he will never ruin anyone else's marriage"
The hit man just nod and didn't do anything..but kept looking from his scope...
the rich man got impatients...and ask :"Are you going to shoot them yet??"
and he replied:"Hold on a sec.... I think i can save you $1000 dollar"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!.....

I was kinda expecting it after he said I charge per bullets, but funny nonetheless!!!

i didnt quite get that

it means the wife is giving the man a BJ..
hence only need one bullet..

i have no idea why i didnt get that

it seems so obvious, now that you have pointed it out

LOL stg......You're a little slow today eh???

i thought it was very obvious considering what everybody loves here