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tonto1509
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Post at 21-11-2008 11:07  Profile P.M. 
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Advanced Medical Technology

An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'                                                      
                                                                           
A German doctor says 'That is nothing! We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’   
                                                                           
A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'                                       
                                                                           
An American doctor from Texas, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are way behind.  We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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Post at 21-11-2008 12:02  Profile P.M. 
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another funny joke from you

have you got some joke book or something?

you average a joke a day!

keep it going for the rest of the year
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

  what is so funny about american politics?  oh, right the polititions!
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

beer:
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Reply #3 wackojacko's post

Funny for us bro, cos we're not Americans.    Man, would I be embarrassed
to have Dubya as my 2-time elected President.    




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Reply #2 simplytheguest's post

No joke book. A friend of mine emails them to me and I share them with all the bros.
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Reply #6 tonto1509's post

i came to this section today just to see your jokes

you are pressured to keep posting them now
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Post at 23-11-2008 13:42  Profile P.M. 
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Now this is a good joke!
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Post at 23-11-2008 19:33  Profile P.M. 
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Hahaha. Bush can never seem to stay away from being the laughing stock of recent american politics (no offence to Bush supporters)
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