tonto1509
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Post at 28-10-2008 14:36  Profile P.M. 
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny is at school and the Teacher says to the kids " Give me a word that begins with "A"
Johnny is the only one that puts his hand up.
Teacher: "Yes Johnny."
Johnny: "Arsehole"
Teacher: "That's right, but you shouldn't use that word. Now who can give me a word starting with "B"?"
Again Johnny is the only one with his hand up.
Teacher: "Yes Johnny"
Johnny: "Bastard"
Teacher: "That's correct but you shouldn't use swear words"
By now the Teacher is wary and decides to skip "C"
Teacher: "Can anyone give a word starting with "D"?"
Again Johnny is the only one with his hand up.
Teacher: "Yes Johnny"
Johnny; "Dwarf"
Teacher [relieved]: "that's correct Johnny. Very good. Now, can you tell me what a dwarf is?
Johnny: "A short little cunt."

Teacher faints!!!
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Post at 28-10-2008 15:42  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

haha little johnny feinted with his D to land the big C
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Post at 29-10-2008 05:34  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

  I heard this one a long time ago, but it was good to hear it again.  
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