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advancivic5050 Carnal Conqueror UID 13438 Digest Posts 0 Credits 281 Posts 278 Karma 280 Acceptance 21 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-8-2008 Location Earth Status Offline

#1 Post at 22-10-2008 14:49  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L House Maid A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"

advancivic5050 Carnal Conqueror UID 13438 Digest Posts 0 Credits 281 Posts 278 Karma 280 Acceptance 21 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-8-2008 Location Earth Status Offline

#2 Post at 22-10-2008 14:50  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Jokes for relaxing Ugly People. A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

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#3 Post at 23-10-2008 10:23  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #2 advancivic5050's post very funny, I didn't see it coming.

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#4 Post at 24-10-2008 09:17  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 wackojacko's post hahaha...

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