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Post at 23-9-2008 14:31  Profile P.M. 
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The bug on the windsheild

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick."
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Post at 23-9-2008 14:35  Profile P.M. 
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  second thoughts, thats not that funny [if you are the bloke in the first car].  
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Post at 27-9-2008 13:54  Profile P.M. 
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Knighthood for bbbjp

So many jokes in such a short time. I think we should call the Queen about giving bbbjp a Knighthood. How about it, Sir BBBJP?
By the way I thought this one was the funniest. The rest made me smile, but this one made me laugh out loud
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Post at 30-9-2008 12:04  Profile P.M. 
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Any joke about a dick being cut off because of the guy's infidelity always makes me squirm. I wonder why?
Is there a smiley for 'nervous laughter'.




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