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Post at 16-9-2008 22:05  Profile P.M. 
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A foot

A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel.
The customer was so drunk, he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into the office of a foot doctor.
The receptionist at the counter asks, "Can I help you?" "Yes, I want some service," states the drunk.
She sends him to one of the examination rooms and tells him to put it on the table.
The drunk goes in and places his manhood on the exam table.
When the doctor comes in, the startled podiatrist sees the man's member on the table and she says,
"That's not a foot!" The drunk replies, "Give it time, lady, give it time."
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Reply #1 twiceAweek's post

Foot-long John!
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  what?  No metric conversion?
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