Some Explaining To Do
A man and his wife have been married for 18 years when, one day
the woman explains to her best friend that everything is wonderful
except for one thing.
Their sex life is incredible, but she doesn't understand why her
husband always turns off the lights. So, her friend tells her to
turn them on and surprise him.
Well, that night right in the middle of their most intimate
moment, she flips on the light, only to find out that her husband
is using a sex toy on her!
"How long has this been going on?", she demands, leaping from the
marital bed.
"Well, I've been pleasing you like this for 18 years" he replies,
"and you never complained before".
"You've got a lot of explaining to do mister!!" screeches the
wife, getting very upset.
"Well" replies the husband "I'll explain the toy when you explain
our 5 children."
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