Little Suzy, age 9, and Little Johnny, age 10, are sitting on the porch swing.
Little Johnny says to Suzy..."Screw you Suzy."
A minute goes by and Little Suzy turns to Johnny, and says...
"Screw you Johnny."
Another minute goes by, and Johnny says to Suzy..."Screw you Suzy."
In a minute or two Suzy says to Johnny..."Screw you Johnny."
A few minutes pass, and Johnny says to Suzy..."Screw you Suzy."
A minutes later Suzy says to Johnny..."Screw you Johnny."

About that time their mother steps out on to the porch and says..."What
on earth are you kids doing?"
They answer in unison....."We are having oral sex!"

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Such an unfair world:-
When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50 a minute (charges may vary).
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