Flattening and Blowing
A little boy walks into his parents’ room seeing his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen; she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mum and asks “What were you and dad doing?”
The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top to help flattening it.”
“You are wasting your time,” says the boy.
Why is it?” asked his mum.
“Well, when you go out for shopping the lady next door will come over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again.”
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