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Post at 23-4-2008 11:32  Profile P.M. 
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A motorist gets pulled up by the cops for speeding and the cop says he's going to give him a fine.The motorist tries to sweet talk the cop into only giving him a caution.

The cop then tells the motorist that if he can give him a good excuse and one that he hadn't heard before he wouldn't give him the fine.

The motorist says "Well , Officer, some time ago my wife ran off with a cop and when I saw you coming up behind me I speeded up because I thought you were bringing her back."

Result?  Fine cancelled.
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

   oldie but goldie !  
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