A Married Man
A Married Man Was Having An Affair With His Secretary...
...One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke by 8 in the evening. The man then hurriedly got dressed and asked his lover to take his shoes outside and get those rubbed in the grass and dirt. He then put on his shoes and drove home. Upon reaching there, 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded to know. 'I can't lie to you', he replied,' I'm having an affair with my secretary. We made love all noon.' She then looked down at his shoes and said 'You're a lying bastard! I know you've been playing golf.'
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