It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman...

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front
of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
gorgeous: tall, well built, with jet black hair and blue eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one
button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt. His muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

And then he whispers in her ear:

"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."