Ok - Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is buy appointment only. Then you call and she does not speak enough English for you to figure out her address.
Well why not just text her for her address?
I have been trying to figure out how to do this and I have come up with the following. If any Chinese experts can improve on this it would be great.
First text these two lines:
我不會說國語
I do not speak Chinese.
如果你不很忙，我七點鐘可以来见你吗？
If you're not busy at seven o'clock I can come see you?
Google translate her response, if she does. If she says OK, then text this:
您的地址是什么吗？
What is you address?
After she provides and address, just google maps will bring it up.
Then text this:
OK, 我7点见你
Ok, see you at 7:00
I hope this works, if someone can improve upon it please do.
