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Post at 16-6-2012 14:11  Profile P.M. 
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A Man Who Thinks Ahead :
" I saved my mistress' phone number as "LOW BATTERY".
Now, whenever she calls and I'm not around, my wife plugs my phone
into the charger."
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Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife
was becoming routine and boring.

"Get creative, Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing
doctor for an hour?'...That's what I do," said Irving.

"Sounds great," Morris replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?"

"Heck, just keep her in the waiting room for 55 minutes!"

Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Let her find out
on her own that she's made a really bad mistake.
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What do you get when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention
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Bill and Lynn had married under none too happy circumstances, and their
married life had not been anything to brag about either.
But when, after they had lived together for thirty five years, Bill
went to the local judge to ask for an annulment, the whole of Michigan
gasped with amazement.
A date for the hearing was set, however, and when the time came the
judge demanded to know the grounds on which Bill based his demand for
an annulment.
"It's like this, your Honor," answered Bill, "I've just learned that
Lynn's father never had a license to carry a gun."
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