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Post at 29-6-2009 20:32  Profile P.M. 
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Happy Birthday Fuckface Chan

Bake A Cake for Fuckface Chan!

Happy Birthday Mr Chan!

The Day's Dull and Work Sucks!
Stocks are Falling, Like Squatting Ducks!
I Should be Happy, I ought to be Pleased!
Not sit here like a Bitch, counting her Fleas!
It's my birthday again, So Spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!

I call it quits and throw it in
Fuck it all It's time for Sin
No point being sad on my Special Day
So off to Shun Tak, I'm on my Way
It's my birthday again, So spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!

Rock a Dock Dock
My Cock feels like a Rock
I'm sipping Ditch Water
as i look at the Clock
It's my birthday again, So spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!

The lights i see
It's Pussyland Ahoy!
No matter What!
Macau make me a Boy!
It's my birthday again, So spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!

Life's worries I throw as my seeds i Sow
Treated like i am a King!
I'm happy to here with friends i Like
And my heart's content, to Sing!
It's my birthday again, So spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!

She kisses me gently, she sucks my Nut
And sharpen's her nails, on my Butt
I look up to heaven and say..oh God
Thanks for taking pity, on this poor Sod!
It's my birthday again, So spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!

With each moan and each Gasp
Each thrust and each Plunge
My heart it sings and it Sways
I thank God for Macau, it food and its Mood
Its women and their wonderful ways!

It's my birthday again, So spare a thought, Man
And Bake a Cake, for Fuckface Chan!
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Post at 29-6-2009 22:53  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 comicguy's post

looks like we have professional writer/poet amist us. This can easily turn out to be the lyrics for a rap song!
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Post at 30-6-2009 00:42  Profile P.M. 
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This does not belong in the reports section ... moving this to Jokes !
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Reply #1 comicguy's post

Why are you called Fuckface Chan?
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Why is this in both Jokes section and Macau section? Should be ok just in Macau section, since it's not really a joke...




My penis mightier than the sword
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Reply #4 Guile's post

becos Chan is my Chinese name and i love to fuck women's faces
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Post at 3-7-2009 19:39  Profile P.M. 
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first the face then the pussy..
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oui d'accord - c'est un grande reporte.
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Reply #2 nnnn's post

yeah..what a lovely idea..i think i could make it one and present it to Mr Chan at Shun Tak who has been the inspiration behind this ode.
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