Great Female Comebacks  

Man: "Haven’t we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine."

Man: "I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
Woman: "It’s in the phone book."
Man: "But I don’t know your name."
Woman: "That’s in the phone book too."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

Man: "Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy"
Woman: "Yeah, and if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing."

Man: "I’d go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let’s start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"