Two drunken salesmen knock loudly on the door of a convent until one of the rudely awakened nuns answers the door by saying, "May I help you?"

The larger of the two salesmen slurs his words asking, "Do you haaave annny mid.., err, midg... midget nuns?"

The nun, taken aback, answers, "Why no we don't."

The large salesman says again, "Are you sure?"

The nun answers again by saying "Yes."

The large saleman demands to speak to the mother superior and creates such a ruckus that the mother superior shows up at the door as well.

The large salesman asks her, "Do you have or do you know of any other convents hearabouts that have a midget nun?"

The mother superior answers, "No we don't have, I don't know any and I am quite sure that there are none in the area as I know all the nuns from each of convents. So please tell us what this is all about."

At this point the larger salesman turns to the smaller one and slaps him then yells at him: "You see!, I told you so!, You fucked a penguin you drunk bastard!"