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Post at 29-3-2011 18:54  Profile P.M. 
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Cow

A couple went to an agricultural show one weekend and watched the auction of some prize bulls. The auctioneer announced that the first bull had reproduced 72 times last year. "Hey," said the wife, nudging her husband. "That's six times a month. A pity you can't match that." The next bull for auction was revealed to have reproduced 144 times last year. The wife prodded her husband again. "Did you hear that? Twelve times a month! He's way out of your league."
Then a third bull was led around. The auctioneer proudly stated that the animal
had reproduced 365 times last year. The wife elbowed her husband hard in the ribs. "Three hundred and sixty-five times!" she exclaimed. "That's every day of the year. That really puts you to shame." By now, the husband was thoroughly irritated by the jibes. "Sure. Great," he said ; icily. "But I bet it wasn't all with the same cow."
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