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Post at 6-2-2011 11:30  Profile P.M. 
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Sweet Tea

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.


Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea.
I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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JJJ37   7-2-2011 04:12  Acceptance  +1   LOL Made a run to store for tea today
disktroyer   7-2-2011 01:36  Acceptance  +1   Hahaha. Nice advise!
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LMAO!!!!!

sweet....     

Thanks!
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Reply #1 twiceAweek's post

In that vein



What’s the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman’s mouth????

Albert Einstein’s dick.

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Thanks for the story it was very fun.
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lol what a sexist doctor.
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