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Post at 8-5-2011 20:20  Profile P.M. 
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Three Vampires....

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water

So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender looks all confused and asked the 3rd vampire "Why didn't you order any blood"...??

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and replies -






"I'M MAKING TEA".....
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Post at 9-5-2011 18:29  Profile P.M. 
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That was pretty good.   
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Post at 19-5-2011 12:23  Profile P.M. 
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Dirty lol....

this joke refers to the Twilight series right?

I heard this joke around the internet, its really good....
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