DATING
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster, Champagne, Dessert .
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied, "but my mother is not expecting to screw me tonight."
I said, "More Pie..???"
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