Rico
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Post at 8-12-2010 02:54  Profile P.M. 
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SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH....

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:

"Emma come-a-first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come-a- together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come-a-together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who's-a talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
spell-a 'Mississippi'."


£5.00 says you're gonna read this again...
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max45
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Post at 9-12-2010 12:54  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Rico's post

I owe you 5 pounds. I've even seen this before and fell for it again!

Oy.
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Post at 16-1-2011 21:16  Profile P.M. 
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hehe love the first one.
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