With 1361 girls on the DB right now and over 275 taking up hotel rooms in TST alone, you might have noticed the agents having difficult coming up with names.Remember, last month we were reading about
Garry, Chuck and Mike... okay, so I made up the last 2, but there was a Cass siting earlier this year.
Previously, JB went through every gerund in the book: Blowing, Raining, Snowing,
Sharing, Caring, Loving and Bowling. And that was after he used all the "-fuls":
Graceful, Helpful, Handful, Peaceful,
Awful, Half-full, etc.
Now we are naming the countries of Europe, going through fruits and months of the year, like there is no tomorrow. And while I appreciate the challenge of coming up with names for all the girls, especially different names so we don't end up with yet another
Kitty (I mean 13 is enough, right?), I think it's time we helped out the agents.
So here is my short list of themed names to use:
Candy:
Kit Kat
Snickers
Milky Way (for a big boob girl, of course)
Almond Joy
Mounds (again, big tits)
Baby Ruth
M&M
Reese
Skittles (maybe a petite girl)
Nestle
Dove
Hersey
Stripper names commonly used in the US:
Montana
Jade
Sapphire
Asia
Brandy
Nikki (note: the i's must be dotted with smiley faces)
Brandi
Mandy
Misty
Brandie
Porn names:
Chesstie McKnockers
Sapphire Jade (Porn stars need two names, while strippers only need one.)
Wendy Beavers (I actually knew a girl with this unfortunate name.)
Misti Banks
Juicy Rivvers (porn stars love to misspell real names)
Sindy Foxx (see what I mean?)
Porn name / Local Geography:
Diamond Hills
Lay You Man (from Lei Yue Mun)
And finally Mexican food:
Chimichanga
Nachos Grande (big tit girl)
Enchilada
Huevos Rancheros (for the TG HG)
Nachos Supreme (Grande's older sister)
Flauta (maybe a girl with large, protruding labia.)
Picante
Salsa
... and for the ugly girl... Guacamole
