141Love International Forum » The Lounge » Anyone share similar frustrations?

 
Email to Friend | Subscription | Favorites
Subject: Anyone share similar frustrations?
  This thread has been closed by sexyloser at 18-5-2024 10:40. 
AlanC
Carnal Conqueror
Rank: 3Rank: 3



UID 19625
Digest Posts 0
Credits 344
Posts 139
Karma 342
Acceptance 41
Reading Access 30
Registered 2-2-2009
Location Australia
Status Offline
#1
Post at 30-9-2010 09:53  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L
Anyone share similar frustrations?

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a married couple decides to spend the day at the zoo.
She's wearing a cute, loose-fit see through dress with thin straps.
He's wearing his normal jeans and T-shirt.
The Zoo is extremely busy on this particular morning. As they pass past the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla.
Noticing the girl the gorilla goes nuts. He jumps up on the bars, and holding with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with the other hand.
He is obviously excited at the lady in the wavy see through dress.
The husband noticing the excitement thinks this is very funny.
He Suggests that his wife tease the gorilla some more.
The husband suggests She pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.
She does and Mr Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests she let one of her straps fall and show him a little more skin.
She does and Mr. Gorilla almost tears the bars down with excitement.
"Now try lifting your dress up and sort of fan it at him" he says.
This drives Mr. Gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips in his cage.
The husband suddenly nabs his wife by the hair, opens the cage door, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut !!!
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
Top
jack616
Buggered Beggar




UID 52757
Digest Posts 0
Credits -4
Posts 8
Karma -4
Acceptance -4
Reading Access 1
Registered 30-9-2010
Status Offline
#2
Post at 30-9-2010 12:39  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L
it is a good post! VERY INTERESTING! THANK YOU! GOD BLESS YOU!
Top
harrychan
Nookie Newbie
Rank: 1



UID 51973
Digest Posts 0
Credits 7
Posts 11
Karma 7
Acceptance -4
Reading Access 10
Registered 18-9-2010
Status Offline
#3
Post at 1-10-2010 22:32  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L
err ... not that funny actually
Top
141ching
Nookie Newbie
Rank: 1



UID 52910
Digest Posts 0
Credits 44
Posts 45
Karma 44
Acceptance 0
Reading Access 10
Registered 3-10-2010
Status Offline
#4
Post at 3-10-2010 15:36  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L
nice try bro, try better next time....
Top
yo0n
Musky Member
Rank: 2



UID 52105
Digest Posts 0
Credits 101
Posts 89
Karma 101
Acceptance 4
Reading Access 20
Registered 20-9-2010
Status Offline
#5
Post at 5-10-2010 18:28  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L
what is the head ache got to do with it???
Top
camstuckey
Lustful Lord
Rank: 4



UID 53525
Digest Posts 0
Credits 650
Posts 427
Karma 648
Acceptance 32
Reading Access 40
Registered 14-10-2010
Status Offline
#6
Post at 15-10-2010 22:02  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L
Not my Type of joke but, good one none the less.

I think joke should be short sharp and sweet.
Top
DArtagnan (unofficial Mayor of the Forum)
Master Mongerer
Rank: 8Rank: 8


UID 12884
Digest Posts 0
Credits 5034
Posts 4392
Karma 4928
Acceptance 2111
Reading Access 80
Registered 10-7-2008
Location Pitcairn
Status Offline
#7
Post at 2-11-2010 11:48  Profile P.M. 
Font size: S M L


QUOTE:
Originally posted by harrychan at 1-10-2010 22:32
err ... not that funny actually

... guess you're not married ... right??




Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!
Top
catmando56
Lustful Lord
Rank: 4



UID 44576
Digest Posts 0
Credits 550
Posts 499
Karma 548
Acceptance 42
Reading Access 40
Registered 10-5-2010
Location hong kong
Status Offline
#8
Post at 2-11-2010 14:20  Profile P.M.  QQ Yahoo!
Font size: S M L
Reply #7 DArtagnan's post

Agree, If you are married you get the joke right away I sure did
Top
 


All times are GMT+8, the time now is 23-9-2024 02:30

Powered by Discuz! 5.0.0 © 2001-2006 Comsenz Inc.
Processed in 0.078432 second(s), 10 queries , Gzip enabled
TOP

Clear Cookies - Contact Us - 141Love
Disclaimer: This forum is operated as a real-time bulletin board system. 141LOVE.COM carries no legal liability on its contents. All messages are solely composed and up-loaded by readers and their opinions do not represent our stand. Readers are reminded that the contents on this forum may not convey reliable information thus it is readers' own responsibility to judge the validity, completeness and truthfulness of the messages. For messages related to medical, legal or investment issues, readers should always seek advice from professionals. Due to the limitation of the forum's real-time up-loading nature, 141LOVE.com is not able to monitor all the messages posted. Should readers find any problems regarding the messages, do contact us. 141LOVE.COM reserves the rights to delete or preserve any messages and reject anyone from joining this forum. 141LOVE.COM reserves all the legal rights.