Name: B-Man
Location: Somewhere in HK
Face: 6.75/10 (old, but a real trooper in the sack)
Body: 6/10 he’s got some wobbly bits could lose 10 pounds.
Service: 9/10 a real provider and lover. GF says 'he' is perfect.
Cost: nil – free to right sex and age.

OK, so this is a bit of a tongue and cheek report.

No, not some weird fetish. A story to tell.

Well I was having a bit of fun yesterday with my DH GF and we were having some great sex (as always) and I pulled out just before the explosion (use we don't use condoms, don't like them) and generally I shoot onto her stomach.  I do enjoy some good ol mish position .  Pretty boring I know but always the best position.

Anyways I pull out and slightly look down to where I shoot, don't like to shoot all over the sheets.  Too messy! So I look down and all of a sudden I get this 'wack!' a shot right into the nose! Then another, 'Wack' It was like in the cartoons where they get squirted with goo over the face! Totally gross, cum stink right through the nose and it went really high up my nose. Really disgusting.  

GF laughed uncontrollably.   Ruined my post cum satisfaction feeling.

So I ran to the bathroom, washed face and did the Chinese clearing of nose technique in the basin.  Came back to bed and then turned around and did it again.  Could still smell the cum!

At least one thing good came out of it.  At least I know I could never be gay! Don't know how girls take CIM really.  Totally gross.

Didn't get a chance to take photos. Will do so next time.

Return, you bet ya. But no CIN!

eh ... is this a civie report ?

Dude, that's a pretty messed up report.. Did you cum in your own nose?? How's that possible??

Yes, did CIN.  True story.  Did the same thing to my GF once too but over her mouth..

My LB is average sized but pretty strong.

Maybe it should go in the "Talk is Cheap" section, if it isn't a WG report.

1) At least she laughed. If I had done the same thing to my SO she would have started freaking out, squirming trying to get away, and could possibly even have kicked me in the process of her unnecessary flailing. Just be glad you have a girl with a sense of humor!

2) I have shot on my girls face before. Pulled out from mish and shot all the way from between her legs to her face(even got it in her hair a few times). No, I'm not superman. Here's the trick: lecithin. Its a supplement they sell at pharmacies. I've seen it sold in a number of them here in HK. I usually take 3 1200mg pills a day for a few days before I need to... "perform." For full effects, take them a week before your encounter and the girl will usually comment about the volume. Also, makes your more pleasurable. Good stuff.

3) I guess I kind of don't understand this report. What is DH GF?

Thanks anon bear for the tips on the supplements....though, I am not sure I need them either.

GF is very happy with my LB and his performance.

DH GF is Domestic Helper Girl Friend.