a rather dishy blonde
A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy blond
across from him raise her hand and smile hello.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shag*ed on
the pool table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with
some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*se?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
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