Many times after a late night of hard drinking, I find myself in a room with a girl.  Often whenever I have had too much to drink, I suffer either from not being able to stay hard enough to keep a tight condom on or I last too long.  Normally I can tolerate a tight condom and get on with the deed, but if I severely buzzed, I find the condom instead makes my dick soft and hence difficult to have sex.  I would end up just daty-ing and fingering the girl to several orgasms to sleep.  Only after we wake up in the morning, can my dick stay hard with a condom on so we can fuck.  The second problem of lasting too long is problematic if I am doing the deed with a wg, I can never cum in time before the session has ended.  Pretty much go home frustrated.  

Unfortunately for me, one night stands, visits to saunas, visits to brothels seem to occur after a long night of drinking with the buddies.  Plus I usually do not carry condoms on me and sometimes the 7-11 is not close by to purchase better fitting ones.  

Does anyone know of a quick way to quickly clear out the alcohol from the bloodstream so I can have a nice fuck before sleeping?

have you tried Viagra?

OR

try mixing things up... instead going out, getting pissed and taking the girl back to your room, just get her phone number. Then the next day, call her around 7pm, 8pm or whatever works for you, nail her early and THEN go drink with your mates. You may get a great deal by getting her done early so it will mean more $$$ for booze.

Just swap your drinks, instead of vodka have Soju it is 50% strength at 18% proof, for beer go for the lower alcohol ones like Heineken or shit like Hite which is 2%, Carlsberg export is 5.5% or boddies that is 3%.

Don't drink drier wines either, or alternate one beer a coke or water/juice. then another beer or a harder drink. You'll keep up with your mates drinking and won't be empty handed and won't be completely sober.

Drink lots of water (1 bottle of 335ml mineral water). Go Pee after 5 to 10 mins. Then drink another 1/2 bottle. Pee again. 2 rounds shld do.

Enhancement like V, C & L will also help. But my best remedy is having a few puffs of the WXXD.


For us chinese, we always go for a cup  of two of hot chinese tea!!

[ Last edited by  hunter at 11-4-2010 02:04 ]

i think the best thing to do after youve had too much to drink is go to bed.  the loss of sensation after you drink too much means youre not getting your moneys worth anyway.  theres always going to be a better time to visit.

always alternate between alcohol and water and eat some salty stuff inbetween

I'd have to agree. I've been in situations like the ones the OP described, and I've found that no matter how hard you try, the best way is to wait until the next day till you've sobered up. The best way to guarantee a good fuck. You can try your best to sober up at the end of the night and then go for it, but from my experience, it's hard to get a 100% performance and experience that way.

Fastest way to get sober is to have your wife call you right after sex outside... and she demand to know where you have been.

Thanks guys for some of the suggestions.  

If I am looking for an ons, I will have to shag that girl that night or never.  Some reasons are : the girl is not hot enough to see again, the girl is in that 'i am so horny, i will sleep with anyone now' mood, the girl is visiting hk and is leaving the next day...  

I have experienced taking the phone numbers of some girls who were in the horny mood the 1st night, went to sleep, met up with them the next day, and it was so different.  It was like night and day.  Girl was no longer in that super horny mood and wasn't even interested in continuing further.  

When out with the buds on trips to China or other places or in hk, it is expected for us to be drinking all night, then look for some pussy together.  No one really goes on his own for a wg except on a non-drinking night.  

When we are drinking together, everyone buys a round.  None of us can order a light drink as the other will pretend to mishear and still order a strong mixed drink.  Plus we some ppl are always giving free drinks to take and we have to take them to give them face.  In asia, taxis are so cheap, reliable, and most friends don't drive to the bars/clubs, there is no excuse among friends not to drink too much.   

All I can do is 'disappear' for 10 minutes at a time and down some water away from my buds.  

I never tried viagra and I thought it would not need yet at my present level of fitness and age.  I will have to think about tht one.

Now there's a interesting question which you have raised bro....It is different for everyone ...It depends on the person and how much alcohol your body can tolerate...

From my personal experience...( Not that RICO is an alcholic. .But i do like my wines... ) Lager is a mood killer..Because it makes you want to piss all the time and it makes your dick limp afterwards...

Whiskies and brandies..( if you can take the drink all night long) Is a good drink because any mention of pussy makes your cock rock hard instantly...( Wind down with a vodka and "DIET" coke...)

Wines on the other hand is RICO's speciality... Wind down with a "DIET" coke or redbull...( Trust me...)

The last time i had an outing with some of the bros on this forum...I was drinking guiness..( What a dick killer..) But it was the only bar i ventured into which sold guiness... ( Not that i am saying that any of the bros were late...) Then after that i went for dinner afterwards with the missus and cracked open a bottle of red wine...( My wife wasn't too pleased with me...RICO couldn't keep a hard on going..)

Chinese tea is good for the morning after to take away the drowsiness....

when i get drunk i usually want to keep it that way lol, but one time i remember a friend mentioning downing a few gatorades should do it.

if you're fit and healthy, Viagra will enable you to have MULTIPLE successive pops easily. Make sure you swallow though, if a little bit gets stuck in your throat you may wake up with a "stiff neck"...

Apparently there are also viagra eye drops - they make you look hard!

If you are looking for something that works well, eat some mushrooms, and not of the magic kind. Mushrooms are the best absorber of alcohol and will hel you sober up quickly. It's also a good way of beating a breathalyser if you are driving having had slightly more than your quota.

wouldn't u have to eat them pretty quickly after drinking, so that they'd absorb the alcohol before it gets absorbed into your system? and considering that they don't actually remove the alcohol from your system, wouldn't they simply just slow down the speed at which the alcohol gets you drunk?

I was assuming he was looking for a remedy between drinking and mongering which would be quickenough. No...it wouldn't just slow down the process, it will help with sobering you up. I think the only way to prove it is for you to try it yourself.

Mushrooms?  I have never seen mushrooms as bar snacks before even in Japanese bars.  Where would I be able to get mushrooms at 3am?

You'd most definitely have to BYOM (bring your own mushrooms)...which would be weird to say the least, plus you're probably guaranteed to spend the entire night answering questions about why the fuck you've brought mushrooms with you.

even assuming that the viagra works and you maintain a stiffy, the alcohol would kill your ability to feel anything.  ive been there - one WG nearly broke her wrist and burned the skin off my dick trying to make me bust when i was drunk.

there something you could buy over the counter call something chaser in usa. I tried it once it does work but still take some time. Don't know if they sell it in hk