Subject: Choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off, spanking the monkey...
ulebsari (Andy)
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Post at 23-1-2010 22:56  Profile P.M. 
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Choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off, spanking the monkey...

Yes these are all the terms for pleasuring yourself, when mongering is not possible for one reason or another, the real question is how often bros engage in this activity? Let's face it, some of us do not have cash like Bro Goose to monger 3-4 times a week. This shit is expensive where I live.

As for me, I jerk off on regular basis while watching online porno clips, sometimes twice or three times a day.

Let's hear it from other the bros...

Also are there bros here who jerk off even though they are married? how often?

cheers.

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Post at 23-1-2010 23:28  Profile P.M. 
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I want to be absolutely clear about this: never, under under any circumstances, spank the monkey!

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Post at 24-1-2010 00:15  Profile P.M. 
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i'm married with a young child and i would do this a few times a week. I'm not in hk where mongering is so easy and cheap. Haven't had sex with the wife for a couple of weeks. A young child ruins your sex life.
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Post at 24-1-2010 01:44  Profile P.M. 
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It's a supply and demand thing for me now.  I have less supply of jizz now and more demands for it.  So I can't afford to be wasting it.  So I would rank masturbation as "very rare" for me now.
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ulebsari (Andy)
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Post at 24-1-2010 04:17  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Marsupial at 23-1-2010 23:28
I want to be absolutely clear about this: never, under under any circumstances, spank the monkey!

spank the gorilla..?


cheers!




Cheers!
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Reply #2 Marsupial's post

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Post at 24-1-2010 12:33  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 Marsupial's post

mars....u don't masturbate?

twice? u don't either? or does spank the monkey mean something else?

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ulebsari (Andy)
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by paka at 24-1-2010 12:33
mars....u don't masturbate?

twice? u don't either? or does spank the monkey mean something else?

I have yet to meet a person who doesn't masturbate...

after all.... ITS FREE, doesn't cost you a dime...and gives you gobs of fun...





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Reply #7 paka's post

  paka! We barely know each other!




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by paka at 24-1-2010 12:33
mars....u don't masturbate?

twice? u don't either? or does spank the monkey mean something else?

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Post at 24-1-2010 15:27  Profile P.M. 
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twice a week. before i go to sleep.
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Reply #7 paka's post

paka ... monkey ... MONKEY ... who's avatar looks like a monkey ? ... spanking the monkey ... get it now ?


I'm quite sure most of us who gets enough don't need to rely on Rosy palms !
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Post at 25-1-2010 08:47  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Marsupial at 23-1-2010 23:28
I want to be absolutely clear about this: never, under under any circumstances, spank the monkey!

Some Chinese like to wear clothes with English writing on it because they think it looks cool but not understanding the meaning. I saw a woman in Nanjing and her sweatshirt said "It's my monkey and I'll spank it if I want to"! I asked her in Chinese if she understood what it meant and she didn't but asked me to explain it to her, she thought it very funny as I had to use hand signs as I don't know the Chinese for wanking.
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Post at 25-1-2010 09:43  Profile P.M. 
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OMG...

I'm such a nerd!.....That was some good humor..too bad I didn't get it...
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Post at 25-1-2010 10:05  Profile Site P.M. 
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no body answer the question...
i do jerk off almost everyday.
when out of money to afford for WG.
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Post at 26-1-2010 01:22  Profile P.M. 
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Near daily for me... assuming I have some "alone time" with my computer...

And sometimes I do it, so that I lose the urge to go to the massage parlors here in the Philippines...
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ive been hitting planes daily sometimes twice or even three times a day if i dont go visit the girls.
trying to cut off this habit.. its becoming less and less of a pleasure.. more of a routine
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Post at 26-1-2010 10:06  Profile P.M. 
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when i am on business trip and can't be bothered to check any locals out then i would normally use this method http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-Make-a-Fake-Vagina  and then put it back on the rack....
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Post at 26-1-2010 11:18  Profile P.M. 
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I dont know if the guys who say they dont masturbate are just  joking or they are for real. but if they are then I am on the list with them. I never got any satisfaction whacking off. Maybe I just dont know how to do it correctly. To get myself off, I have to HAVE to find a girl to do it for me like a massage place or go get a WG. I have never masturbated in my life and I'm not even joking.
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by venetiangirls at 26-1-2010 11:18
I dont know if the guys who say they dont masturbate are just  joking or they are for real. but if they are then I am on the list with them. I never got any satisfaction whacking off. Maybe I just don ...

aint that hard to wack..just fire up up redtube.com, pull out the snake and start charming it...




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