To : Bill Gates, Microsoft

From : Banta Singh of Punjab

Date : 1 December 2009

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key
and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable
to trace. Please rectify this problem.

My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please does not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.


Regards, Banta

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: " Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

Sorry Mr. Gates but we do not understand why
after we have paid for your product that
we must Bill you for something that we are going to use.
Could you explain what is it that must be paid for  Mr. Gates?

Dear Mr. Gates,

i find in your program, Windows, you provide internet explorer > however, it seems that after i use this program, it is now like the internet explores me and not i exploring internet - why like this - please rectify this problem.

[ Last edited by  erictsang62 at 28-1-2010 11:11 ]

lol lame!!
indians suppose to be good with computers!

Dear, Mr. Gates.

     I am having a problem with the windows program you sent me, I cannot make cover the hole in the wall.  
What kind of hardware contractor are you sending me just a dvd, for $350 dollars for just a dvd is certainly not good business?  Further more, I find the office you sent me is not an office.  It is just another dvd for another $350 dollars.
There is just no value in your products.

hahaha, so much for window's awkwardness. They actually did very well selling windows 7.

Now do we have something like Mr. Jobs, why is the core of your apple made by intel?