Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes home from school one day looking very confused.
His dad asks, "Johnny, are you ok? Did something happen at school?"
Johnny shuffles his feet a bit and says, "It's kind of embarrassing."
"Oh, I see," says the father. "But you should know it's ok to tell me. Maybe I can help."
The kid says, "I heard some dirty words today at school but I don't know what they mean."
The dad at first is a bit shocked to find out that kids so young are using swear words. But he knows he needs to make sure his son doesn't get too hung up on this episode.
"It's ok son, can you tell me the words?"
Johnny is even more embarrassed now and is looking down at the floor. In a sort of whisper he says, "bitch and pussy."
Wow, the father thinks...those are a couple of biggies. But he doesn't want to let on, so he tells Johnny, "well, I think I can help explain those for you."
The dad asks, "have you seen mommy come out of the shower?"
Johnny replies, "yes."
The dad says, "ok, you know that hairy part between her legs?"
"Uh huh."
"Well, that's pussy. The rest is bitch."
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